This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
me: *goes to see avengers*
me: that film
me: i liked it
me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me: ANOTHER!










