"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
YOU TRIM your EYELASHES? No. Don’t do that. Eyebrow trim, yes! Eyelash trim, no!
Long eyelashes are sexy … lLet your guy friends call you girly … Those eyelashes will get you laid.
I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
This guy wants to be mad but can’t